I found this on the web and thought it was pretty funny. Imagine that you are on the phone and you have this conversation with a Walmart employee about a cake and an co-worker.
Walmart Employee: "Hello 'dis Walmarts, how can I help you?"
Customer: " I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week."
Walmart Employee: "What you want on the cake?"
Customer: "Best Wishes Suzanne" and underneath that "We will miss you".
Walmart Employee: "Dat all? Okay, Bye."